Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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