People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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