Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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