Do vagina's smell?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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