shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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