You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I smell like Dick and happiness
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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