hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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