Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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