where am i from again
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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