Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So many bounce houses so little time
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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