So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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