And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The air was thick with penises
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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