____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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