Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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