Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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