Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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