Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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