If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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