Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
