She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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