we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
where are you?
Hypothermia
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
