i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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