I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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