Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
