giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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