i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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