Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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