I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
