Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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