i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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