they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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