I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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