I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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