Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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