Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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