what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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