i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Ketchup is God's man juice
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
