Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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