Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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