all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Found your dick twin last night
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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