Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We are all done wearing pants today
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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