how do flat chested girls get laid?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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