I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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