apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
That reminds me...we need to get swords
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just found a bag of teeth...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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