If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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