he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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