Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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