We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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