I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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