ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Found your dick twin last night
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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