so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We need to rekindle our bromance
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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