pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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