Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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