I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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