She is in my trunk
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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